This week in the annals of celebrity eating and drinking habits: Madge slipped into Eastern Bloc with her boy toy, Jesus Luz, while Ed Westwick introduced Jessica Szohr to his parents over Tex-Mex. Read on; it was a romantic week for New York's finest.

August: Jude Law ate with his assistant; this was the latest stop in his tour of New York dining spots, coinciding with his Broadway run. [Just Jared]

Bourgeois Pig: Madonna, Jesus Luz, and Anderson Cooper all stopped by. They had cheese fondue, of course. [VV]

Bar Pitti: Donna Karan donned an all-black Autumnal outfit while eating Italian in the West Village. [Cityfile]

Café Gitane: Newlyweds Peter Sarsgaard and Maggie Gyllenhaal lunched outside at the Nolita café. [Cityfile]

Coppola’s: Lydia Hearst celebrated her 25th birthday. [Page Six/NYP]

Eastern Bloc: Madonna and Jesus Luz went under-the-radar at the East Village gay bar. [NYDN]

Hooters Mad Men’s Michael Gladis ate at this establishment’s 56th Street location. [Gawker]

Juliet: Kelly Bensimon hugged Christian Siriano at Todd English’s new supper club. [NYDN]

Minetta Tavern: Chris Noth ate dinner in the Village. [Gawker]

Nello: Pat Riley bought a $1,200 bottle of Château Haut-Brion. [Page Six/NYP]

Osteria Del Circo: Woody Allen dined with Soon-Yi. [NYDN]

Piece of Chicken: Terrence Howard hopped on the fried-chicken train. [Gawker]

Serafina: Kate Hudson lunched on uptown Italian. [Cityfile]

The Smith: For the third time, Chelsea Clinton’s been spotted at the East Village eatery. (Does she have “regular” status yet?) For this sighting, she was eating filet mignon with seven friends. [NYDN]

Su Casa: John Krasinski and Emily Blunt attended the Brief Interviews With Hideous Men after-party at the Qdoba-covered speakeasy. [NYDN, Guest of a Guest]

Tortilla Flats: Over a Tex-Mex lunch, Ed Westwick introduced his Gossip Girlfriend, Jessica Szohr, to his parents! [NYDN]

Tre Dici: Stanley Tucci and a friend drank large glasses of beer. [Gawker]

Uncle Jack’s: Eli Manning ate steak in midtown. [NYDN]

Vento Trattoria: Wyclef Jean hung out at the MePa restaurant. [Cityfile]

The Waverly Inn: Shia Labeouf was this week’s celebrity diner at the Waverly. So who was at Monkey Bar? [Gawker]

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